Yup, You Said It!

One day, right after I said, "Please don't use that hair gel as toothpaste!" to my one year old, I thought to myself..."Man! I never thought those words would be coming out of my mouth!!" And then I thought..."I gotta right this stuff down. It will be funny some day. And good blackmail for my kids." (Did I just say that? :)

Have you ever thought..."Did I really just say that?" or "Did that sign really just say that?" Or thought to yourself, "Did I really just make a rule that no one can spray windex in their brother's face?" No? That's just me? Oh. Ok.

I think we all need to laugh more--here is a blog to help us in that initiative. (Did I just say initiative?)

So share your funny stuff with us too. You know...those funny signs or advertisements...those funny house rules...those funny quotes from those "o-so-helpful" people trying to help you parent in a store. Share your funny stuff so I can laugh too. Email us your funnies at yupyousaidit@gmail.com Just make it cLeAn, pLeAsE! :) Yup. I said it. And with funky spelling too.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Windex

And for my second installment of "I never thought I would hear myself say..."

"Please stop spraying lysol in your eyes." Repeated several times.

Followed an hour later by "Please don't spray windex in your brother's eyes. No. Stop! I'm serious!"

New house rules?
1. No spraying lysol in your own eyes. Several times.
2. No spraying windex in your brother's eyes.

Sigh. Yup. I said it.

Toothpaste

This is my first installment of "I never thought I would hear myself say...."

I never thought I would hear myself say:

"Oh! Yucky! Please don't use that hair gel as toothpaste! That is for your hair! Not for your teeth!"

New house rule? Don't use hair gel as toothpaste.

Yup. I said it.

Convinced

My favorite sign from our road trip June 2009:

Hmmm. Ok, sir. So if I AM convinced that you only have supreme gas...well you're not sorry. But if I am unconvinced that you have supreme gas...then you ARE sorry? Ok then.

Yup. He said it!

You've Been Warned

This local church always has funny signs posted. Here's one of my favorites:

Good to know. Consider yourself warned!

Yup. They said it!

Happy Families Eat Fruit Loops

Ok...and where do you come in Mr. Healthy Fruit Loops? Oh...that's right...as my friend Lisa cleared it up for me, "By providing kids with one of their daily servings of froot!" :)

Yup, Mr. Fruit Loops! You said it!

Still My Favorite

Still my favorite of ALL time!

Um...no further explanation needed.

Yup. You said it.

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